This is a light-hearted post. If you are easily offended I will send my cat to bite you.
1. A respected leecher will demand. Don’t ask politely. Never use the words “please” or “thanks” . Using such words is against our code.
2. Don’t contribute anything to the community, Not even answering questions. Limit your usefulness to your needs and your needs only.
3. Never buy or support the original authors after testing their scripts and products in Babiato. A fully qualified leecher will never do that. Use stuff you get for free in live projects.
4. Don’t be a sneaky leecher, with only a few posts and pops up when she/he wants something. This will draw the mods’ attention. Be active, and participate in any thread that will be of use to you.
5. Take everything, and don’t give anything back.
6. Hijack posts if you face a problem with a software. Don’t stop posting until someone gives up and helps you, just to keep you quiet from spamming their resources.
Examples of the leeching terminology to use, provided you have the needed qualifications:
“update”
“nulled”
“someone nulled this”
“Is it nulled?”
“anyone have this, or that?”
“can anyone do this?”
“1+”
and so on, you get the idea.
7. Use huge images to describe your issues. The biggest images you can find. Small images won’t cut it for us.
8. Copy and paste the post above you. You are a leecher, you are manufactured to be lazy.
9. if someone donate a resource or a giveaway and put a password or conditions, act stupid and ask for the password. Don’t stop until you are given the password or allowed to download the resource.
A veteran leecher will never give up.
Some people may hurt our movement. They are leechers by heart but stupid. They spam threads posting stuff like “solve my issues” without thinking.
10. Be a clever leecher. Pretend to help someone while in fact, you are not. Example:
- Quote a post by someone whose post has nothing to do with anything and say something like “this is?”.
Here you are technically trying to help someone who’s asking for help but in fact, you didn’t contribute anything and wasted their time. This will help you to stay off the radar.
Finally, as the President of the Leechers Alliance, some say I betrayed my faith, that I swayed from the path because I donate resources, I help people, I contribute to the community , and I have giveaway threads to help Babiato and its members.
Nothing could be further from the truth, my fellow leechers. I’m on a deep undercover mission for the movement.
Remember comrades, a high-quality leecher is a burden to society. Be sure to achieve this goal.
Ten Ways to be a successful leecher
1. A respected leecher will demand. Don’t ask politely. Never use the words “please” or “thanks” . Using such words is against our code.
2. Don’t contribute anything to the community, Not even answering questions. Limit your usefulness to your needs and your needs only.
3. Never buy or support the original authors after testing their scripts and products in Babiato. A fully qualified leecher will never do that. Use stuff you get for free in live projects.
4. Don’t be a sneaky leecher, with only a few posts and pops up when she/he wants something. This will draw the mods’ attention. Be active, and participate in any thread that will be of use to you.
5. Take everything, and don’t give anything back.
6. Hijack posts if you face a problem with a software. Don’t stop posting until someone gives up and helps you, just to keep you quiet from spamming their resources.
Examples of the leeching terminology to use, provided you have the needed qualifications:
“update”
“nulled”
“someone nulled this”
“Is it nulled?”
“anyone have this, or that?”
“can anyone do this?”
“1+”
and so on, you get the idea.
7. Use huge images to describe your issues. The biggest images you can find. Small images won’t cut it for us.
8. Copy and paste the post above you. You are a leecher, you are manufactured to be lazy.
9. if someone donate a resource or a giveaway and put a password or conditions, act stupid and ask for the password. Don’t stop until you are given the password or allowed to download the resource.
A veteran leecher will never give up.
Some people may hurt our movement. They are leechers by heart but stupid. They spam threads posting stuff like “solve my issues” without thinking.
10. Be a clever leecher. Pretend to help someone while in fact, you are not. Example:
- Quote a post by someone whose post has nothing to do with anything and say something like “this is?”.
Here you are technically trying to help someone who’s asking for help but in fact, you didn’t contribute anything and wasted their time. This will help you to stay off the radar.
Finally, as the President of the Leechers Alliance, some say I betrayed my faith, that I swayed from the path because I donate resources, I help people, I contribute to the community , and I have giveaway threads to help Babiato and its members.
Nothing could be further from the truth, my fellow leechers. I’m on a deep undercover mission for the movement.
Remember comrades, a high-quality leecher is a burden to society. Be sure to achieve this goal.
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but still very low participation
